Today's tripe: Jeepers Creepers [Wed Jul 8 2009|10:39PM] mood  |  hot music  |  Gett Off of My Back ~ Bryan Adams Ye gads, where are all these Sues coming from, for srs? Actually, this one comes from devART. Yes, she made an entire club for herself. *refrains from further comments* Story Title: Those Crimson Eyes Culprit Author's Name: savedpgal101 Full Names (plus titles if any): Ashley Donohue/Phantom Full Species: Earth!Sue/Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Dirty Blonde Eye Color (include adjectives): Light Blue Ghost Form (include adjectives): Snow-white hair with black streaks, green eyes, and a "jumpsuit exactally like Danny’s, but with a...‘P’ inside of and ‘A’ instead of the ‘D’." (See also Danny and Ashley Phantom.) Unusual Markings/Colorations: Blond/Black highlights Special Possessions (if any): Mix-and-match pajamas — and eventually, a necklace from Clockwork with an Easy Button. Annoying Origin: "The Atlantic shore line" Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a fan of Danny's and becomes Vlad's hostage/experiment/ward/mercenary Annoying Special Abilities: "Masters" invisibility and intangibility "after a day or so" Other Annoying Traits: Is fourteen years old, a vegetarian, and an atheist ( Crimson Echoes ) 2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: ...and Half a Bubble Off Plumb [Wed Jul 8 2009|2:23PM] mood  |  calm music  |  Calling Elvis ~ Dire Straits Today's Sue comes courtesy of one friendly anon's sharp eyes. Thanks, anon! Story Title: Half Girl, Half Ghost, All Heart Culprit Author's Name: AncientGoddessOfDarkness Full Names (plus titles if any): Elena ‘Elly’ Phillips/Cora Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Blue-highlighted white Eye Color (include adjectives): Light purple Ghost Form (include adjectives): "[V]iolet eyes, white hair with light blue highlights, slightly tan, a light blue mini-skirt, a light blue shirt that bared my stomach and shoulders and was shaped like a raindrop, light blue glovettes, light blue high-heel boots, white leggings, and a white belt." Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See above.) Special Possessions (if any): A perfect 4.0 GPA and a "natural [motor]biking ability" Annoying Origin: 'Halfa' Tab A and Human Slot B — wouldn't this technically make her a "Quarta"? Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is another new Casper High student and the "new ghost kid" next door. Annoying Special Abilities: Waterbending. No, srsly. Other Annoying Traits: Has Tucker crushing on her — which is kind of refreshing. ( Howdy and a half! ) 3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Daily Horror-scope [Tue Jul 7 2009|7:44PM] It's kind of ironic that today's suethor is so fixated on the fic's prologue, as it doesn't really connect that much with the rest of the story yet, and only serves to super-Sue-ify her main character. Her heroine's got a foil who's a big Bonus!Sue, too. Enjoy! Story Title: Gemini Culprit Author's Name: Moonlitdaze Full Names (plus titles if any): Amanda "Mandy"/Orisa Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Black/"Illumminite" silver Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark Green/"Midnight" blue Ghost Form (include adjectives): "[H]air pulled into a spiraling ponytail that ran to the elbow of her knee...dressed in a long flowing gown that ran all the way down and covered her feet it’s sleeves were no thicker than three fingers and rested just below the shoulders. Her hands were gloved and her left wrist bore a dimond braclet. However the most notable thing was a rusted amuelet with a long gold chain holding a triangular shape with a eye in the center." Unusual Markings/Colorations: None — she's "in simply put words a beauty." Special Possessions (if any): A "love of the stars" Annoying Origin: Uh...07h 00m 00s, +20° 00′ 00″? Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a new Casper High student, and possibly Danny's latest infatuation Annoying Special Abilities: Can duplicate and hold her own against Plasmius on her first try Other Annoying Traits: In her human form, she's "clumsy, awkward, and middle-classed." ( Orisa — Or-isn't-a? ) 2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Fanning the Fumes [Mon Jul 6 2009|7:12PM] mood  |  sick music  |  Heartbreak Town ~ Bruce Hornsby How's that for a lame pun? Anyway, all I have to say about today's suefic is: holy walls of text, Batman! Story Title: Dakota Arrives Culprit Author's Name: DaniPhantom1222 Full Names (plus titles if any): Dakota (Phantom) Full Species: Half and Half!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Long black Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, but probably blue Ghost Form (include adjectives): Danielle's suit but with Danny's pattern Unusual Markings/Colorations: None, I think Special Possessions (if any): A Nintendo DS and God Mode Sue-ness Annoying Origin: A stereotypical cardboard box on the street Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Danny and Danielle "FUSED TOGETHER!" (I wish I was kidding.) Annoying Special Abilities: Can transform just like Danny and Danielle, and get herself instantly adopted by the Fentons Other Annoying Traits: Is a chocoholic ( Three bricks shy of a load... ) 2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: The Start of a New Headache [Sat Jul 4 2009|2:22PM] mood  |  amused music  |  Kamen ~ Tackey & Tsubasa Y'know, I honestly think this fic could have worked so much better as a crossover, given the stuthor's apparent area of expertise... Story Title: The Start of a New Legend Culprit Author's Name: Ben1021 Full Names (plus titles if any): Ace Telleste Full Species: Halfa!Stu Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned Ghost Form (include adjectives): Not mentioned Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned Special Possessions (if any): Um, a skateboard with a fancy name. Annoying Origin: I...I have no idea. (See below.) Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: I have no idea, actually — he's supposed to be Danny Phantom's son, but his last name isn't 'Fenton'. Did his parents divorce? Did his mother have an affair with some guy named Telleste? *HEADDESK* Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to simulate menopause raise his internal temperature to 2200°F. Other Annoying Traits: Shouting the words "I am not a halfa!" ( Uh, wrong fandom? ) 2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: New Sporks and New Musings [Thu Jun 11 2009|7:42PM] mood  |  content music  |  Rock Steady ~ No Doubt Formatting aside, the mechanics of this fic are actually pretty solid, thank goodness — however, again, this author seems to underestimate his readers. Story Title: New Friends and new Allies Culprit Author's Name: Kopaka78 Full Names (plus titles if any): Leonardo "Cyber Phantom" Mendoza, Anna Cahill, and Raphael Mason Full Species: Halfa!Stu/Copycat!Stu Hair Color (include adjectives): Black and "slicked back"; long black hair with dyed dark blue bangs; not mentioned Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark emerald; brown; hazel Ghost Form (include adjectives): Black jumpsuit, neon blue eyes, and silver body armor with helmet; N/A; N/A Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See previous.) Special Possessions (if any): A chain with a dog tag and a silver ring on his right ring finger; black, skin-tight jeans with a tear on the right knee area, black converse shoes, and a plain, sleeveless, black top that barely showed her "naval"; a pair of Marine soldier pants, black army boots, and a brown t-shirt Annoying Origin: MSPaint? Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: New Casper High students and the trio's new dopplegangers best friends Annoying Special Abilities: Instant social camouflage and friendship-forging Other Annoying Traits: Are quite the know-it-alls ( ...and all the same old, same old. ) 5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: AOL LOLZ [Fri May 8 2009|7:27PM] mood  |  bored music  |  Hyperlink (Deep Down) ~ Eiffel 65 ...*HEADDESK* This is pretty much just canon!sewagesue/stu-age, but it's so bad, I couldn't resist putting it up. I'm not even going to start on the metric ton of Author's Notes. Story Title: Chats of Our Lives Culprit Author's Name: SamManson14 Full Names (plus titles if any): Danny Fenton, Samantha Manson, Tucker Foley, and the rest Full Species: Canon!Sues/Stus Hair Color (include adjectives): Black/white, black, black, etc. Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue/green, amethyst, jade, etc. Ghost Form (include adjectives): Yes, no, no, and no Unusual Markings/Colorations: Yes and no Special Possessions (if any): Three different chat handles each Annoying Origin: Some suethor's brain Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Unfortunately, used to be them Annoying Special Abilities: Inability to use the block feature? Other Annoying Traits: OOC-ness to the maxx0rz! ( im a g0st, PH33R ME!!1 ) 1 vote to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: When Sues Attack [Fri Apr 24 2009|9:33PM] mood  |  calm music  |  Hell Wit Ya ~Pink Not much to say, this one is short — and painful. Literally. Story Title: Bashing Culprit Author's Name: mep13 Full Names (plus titles if any): Lizzie (Borden III?) Full Species: Earth!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned. Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned. Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A Special Possessions (if any): "A Sam voodoo doll, some pins, some frilly pink Barbie clothes, a knife", and some serious Die For Our Ship mentality. Annoying Origin: Somewhere in the U.S. Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is suddenly and unequivocally Danny's girlfriend. Annoying Special Abilities: Makes quick and efficient use of Hollywood Voodoo. Other Annoying Traits: Is snottily psychotic. ( More at 11... ) 5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Who's Afraid of Mary Sue? [Wed Apr 15 2009|8:29PM] mood  |  content music  |  The Phantom of the Opera ~ Lacrimosa The first time I glanced at this fic, I thought it was a parody — though it didn't say 'Mary Sue' or 'parody' anywhere, like most parody!suefics do. It had to be one, though: no suethor is ever this blatant. Well, no suethor before this one. The comments in italicized bold are all her unlabeled author's notes. My work is actually cut out for me, here — maybe a little too well... Story Title: Who Are You, Ghost Boy? Culprit Author's Name: Krys Malfoy Full Names (plus titles if any): Krysten (Malfoy?) Full Species: Human Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A Special Possessions (if any): A Danny Phantom ringtone Annoying Origin: Forks, Washington (because, hey, why not?) Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Edward's Danny's new stalkee love interest Annoying Special Abilities: Can end up in Danny's clothes and his bed within three chapters Other Annoying Traits: Oh, please don't make me choose... ( Who the hell do you think I am!? ) 2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: A Covert Operation [Sat Mar 7 2009|1:48PM] mood  |  okay music  |  I'm Comin' Home ~ Cheeseburger Well, everybody has to start somewhere — I just wish this suethor hadn't started here. Story Title: Fate holds for us Culprit Author's Name: Dannyfangirl123 Full Names (plus titles if any): Olivia Covert Full Species: Earth!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Longer black Eye Color (include adjectives): Darker purple Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned Special Possessions (if any): An 'Easy' button Annoying Origin: Austin, Texas Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a Danny Phantom fangirl and consequently a new character on the show Annoying Special Abilities: Wins a big contest on her first try and has the run of the house, apparently Other Annoying Traits: Is vague as hell ( Hold, please... ) 3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Rantin' and Raven [Wed Feb 4 2009|10:52AM] mood  |  awake music  |  Puttin' On the Ritz ~ Shiny Toy Guns Mmm...s'mores. Haven't made these in awhile! *grabs bag* Crud, I'm outta 'shmallows. Oh well. *puts down roasting stick* Story Title:The Four Elements Culprit Author's Name: 4kitty101 Full Names (plus titles if any): "Ayre/Ayer of the Four Elements"; Sam Manson a.k.a. "The Black Raven" Full Species: Halfa!Sue, Canon!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): "A rippling pool of liquid silver"; "midnight black" Eye Color (include adjectives): Glowing silver, amethyst Ghost Form (include adjectives): (See previous); "the same color, black raven, hair as me, but it went farther down by about a foot so it was down to about mid-thigh. My suit looked the same as Danny’s, except with mine, the part of Danny’s suit that is white, with mine, it’s a pretty purple. My eyes were pitch-black just like my hair." Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See previous.) Special Possessions (if any): The Mary Sue Amulet of F*CK-YOU; a sudden knowledge of reincarnation Annoying Origin: Nature/The Ghost Zone; Amity Park Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is one of Sam's prophesied assassins; used to be one. Annoying Special Abilities: Nigh invulnerability; foretold God Mode Sue-ness Other Annoying Traits: Arrogance; pays a little too much hommage to the Exposition God ( Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ) 5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Bedknobs and Hockeysticks [Sun Feb 1 2009|9:15PM] mood  |  full music  |  Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta ~ Geto Boys EDIT: Reposted because I hit 'Delete' instead of 'Save'. I was planning to spork the sequel to Call Me Crazy, The Ultimate Attack Of The DP Crazed PhanGirls — but it's really just more of the same with another handful of Earth!Sues in the mix. I decided to check out another fic that was alluded to in Crazy. Story Title: The 3 Days in Hell Culprit Author's Name: hawkflyer667 Full Names (plus titles if any): Danny 'Captain Obvious' Fenton Full Species: Canon!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Black Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue Ghost Form (include adjectives): Snow white hair, glowing green eyes, etc. Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See previous.) Special Possessions (if any): The idea that Readers are Morons. Annoying Origin: An Earth!Sue's mind Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one, sadly. Annoying Special Abilities: Can heal himself just long enough to make a joke. Other Annoying Traits: Is irrationally afraid of ghosts and ringtones. ( L'enfer, c'est les autres ) 7 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Crazy Like a Frog [Fri Jan 30 2009|2:45PM] mood  |  bitchy music  |  TRY AGAIN!! ~ IKUO To start, today's suethor says, "NOTE: The girl in this story is supposed to be me, but I don't feel like putting it in my point of view, K? It's no one's point of view. I think it's much easier that way." Uh...POV exists in the third person, too, sweetie. It might not be that of 'Not You! Laura', but it's somebody's. Or somebodies'. ...and remember, kiddies: you can't spell 'self-insert' without S-I-N. Moving on — Story Title: Call Me Crazy Culprit Author's Name: XSuperXStarX Full Names (plus titles if any): Laura Full Species: Earth!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): (from profile) "Golden Blonde, Yellow. You dicide." Eye Color (include adjectives): (from profile) "Green. I am SO happy about that!" Ghost Form (include adjectives): Thankfully, N/A Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A Special Possessions (if any): (from 'Disclaimer') "A Danny Phantom Tee Shirt w/ Danny, Sam, and Tucker on it, a tee shirt that says 'I'd rather be watching Danny Phantom' (which I'm wearing right now), a little green matchbox 57' corvette with Danny on it, a bunch of DP toys from Burger King, Danny Phantom Ultimate Enemy for GBA, and Danny Phantom Urban Jungle for DS," a cat named Moxie and a phone with interdimensional calling capabilities. Annoying Origin: Pennsylvania! Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is yet another of Danny's fangirls having a hyperglycemic episode. Annoying Special Abilities: Able to lead every'toon by the nose and still be one of the gang. Other Annoying Traits: Blabs to Danny about her personal business before she's even met him, and is on a crusade to prove to him he's a cartoon...for some reason. ( You called me strong, you called me weak/But your secrets I will keep ) 4 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Live Free or Twi Hard [Wed Jan 7 2009|7:24AM] mood  |  pissed off music  |  Every Story is a Love Story ~ Sherie René Scott Aside from "Please GTFO my DP," I really don't have much to say about this one — except "Laziest. Title. Ever." Story Title: Twilight Culprit Author's Name: The Burning Red Rose Full Names (plus titles if any): Samantha Manson Full Species: Canon!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Black Eye Color (include adjectives): Amethyst Ghost Form (include adjectives): None Unusual Markings/Colorations: None Special Possessions (if any): An iPod — and the transplanted brain of Bella Swan Annoying Origin: Apparently, somewhere not within driving distance of Amity Park Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one Annoying Special Abilities: Dramatic narration Other Annoying Traits: Can't seem to shake her old routine from her job at the Department of Redundancy Department ( What so ashamedly we hailed... ) 1 vote to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Mary Christmas and a Happy Sue Year [Sun Dec 28 2008|2:17PM] mood  |  cheerful music  |  Carol of the Bells ~ Barrington Children's Choir A little late for Christmas, but nevertheless, enjoy! ...or don't. Question: has there ever been a story on FFN that featured the word 'halfa' and was still decent? Seriously, I'm asking, because it just seems like those are the five scarlet letters of horrible suefic or general badfic. Also, speaking of reddish colors, today's suethor gives us this nice flag of a header: Hey guys, I'm writing a DP fic with my very first ever DP OC, Misty. She isn't a Mary-sue, and I hope you enjoy! To quote her, "Whatever." Story Title: Diary of a Teenage Halfa Culprit Author's Name: Black Blaze Phantom Full Names (plus titles if any): Misty Forester Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Long brown Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark green Ghost Form (include adjectives): Silvery white hair and "piercing" ice blue eyes, as well as clothes that "seemed to invert in color" Unusual Markings/Colorations: See previous. Special Possessions (if any): A diary — and ghost powers. Annoying Origin: New York City (!) Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She was Danny's girlfriend in middle school Annoying Special Abilities: More-or-less instantly befriends everyone and has all the boys (including Danny, natch) fawning over her Other Annoying Traits: Her hypocrisy, and the way that she tries to sound mature but fails epically ( Bridget Jones You Ain't ) 3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: My Life As a Teenage Ghost Girl [Sun Dec 14 2008|8:27PM] mood  |  tired music  |  Put It Together (Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo) ~ Brooke Allison Okay, I figure it's time for an update. Story Title: Jenny Phantom Culprit Author's Name: Jyuoa Full Names (plus titles if any): “Just call me Jenny. I don’t have a last name.” Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and black Eye Color (include adjectives): Green Ghost Human Form (include adjectives): "She had long brown hair and wore an orange T-shirt and a pink skirt. She wore a pair of matching sandals on her feet. Her eyes were light blue." Unusual Markings/Colorations: "[T]he J-mark that had burned into her outfit." Special Possessions (if any): "The wish-giving ability." Annoying Origin: The 'GZ', "Fun-believable afterlife for ghost children!" Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Randomly meets Danielle in the Ghost Zone; then sits next to Danny in class, has a "deep" talk with Sam and becomes "a member of the group now, too." Annoying Special Abilities: Can magickally undo everything that happened in Shades of Gray, thus making an instant friend of Valerie. Other Annoying Traits: Indirectly the cause of Johnny and Kitty's deaths, apparently. ( But Mom says I gotta prevent hostile ghostboys from annihilating us all ) 3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Short and Sour [Sat Nov 22 2008|1:04PM] mood  |  lazy music  |  Mezase Pokemon Master (Season 4 Ver.) ~ Whiteberry A n00b who is also a newb. "R&R! Tell me some ideas!"? *FACEPALM* It's your story, but you're so dry on creativity you have to beg not only for reviews but for your reviewers to give you ideas for it? *HEADDESK* Anyway... Story Title: Exposed Phantom Culprit Author's Name: kittyore9 Full Names (plus titles if any): Hannah Montana Masters Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and brown Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned...yet. Ghost/Vampire Form (include adjectives): Amazingly, not described. Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned. (Yet.) Special Possessions (if any): And I quote "posters of every band known to man and a giant bed with pink covers." Annoying Origin: Gumdrops & Lollipops Mary-Sue Orphanage Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Vlad's adopted daughter Annoying Special Abilities: Can spook Danny one second then have him blindly trust her the next. Other Annoying Traits: Likes to spout exposition. ( I've got an idea: why don't you quit while you're ahead? ) 5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: More Like Breaking Brains [Mon Nov 17 2008|5:05AM] mood  |  awake music  |  Bohemian Polka ~ Weird Al Yankovic Twilight: a cliché-filled trashy romance novel written by Stephanie Oscar Meyer Wiener. Love it or hate it — just don't write a crossover suefic about it. There's a broken link to a bonus suefic at the beginning of Chapter 5, too. Super-sparkle-awesome! Story Title: Breaking Memories Culprit Author's Name: blossom2day Full Names (plus titles if any): Miss Moonica — yes, M-O-O-N-I-C-A, definitely Stu!Danny, also Sally and possibly Debby. There might be more but my brain's broken already. Full Species: In order: Earth!Sue, Canon!Stu, Vampire!Sue and Minor Character!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): "long blonde wavy hair" (Sally) Eye Color (include adjectives): "pale purple" (Sally) Ghost Vampire Form (include adjectives): See above and below. Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale skin and fangs (Sally) Special Possessions (if any): Sanguivoriephebophilia, apparently (Sally) Annoying Origin: Lord only knows Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Stu!Danny once was one, Moonica's the camp...boss, I guess...Sally's the "perverted assistant" and Debby's "a friend of moms [Maddie's]" Annoying Special Abilities: Telekinesis (Moonica) Other Annoying Traits: Breathing (All) ( Everyone would be in love with me ) 3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Taking the Angel Food Cake [Tue Oct 21 2008|8:27PM] mood  |  tired music  |  Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) ~ Caramell Hi, all! Figured it was time for an update. Also, please at least give this site a peek. You don't have to try it, but I'm doing it just for fun and to see how it goes. Anyway, back to the spork. Since this fic is actually the "3rd part of the Danny and Carrie trilogy" most of the bio actually comes from her profile. (That doesn't make it any less *GROAN*-inducing, though.) Story Title: The Missing Angel Culprit Author's Name: Chrissy-San Full Names (plus titles if any): Caroline Savannah Francess "aka Carrie Angel" Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): "Long brown hair with a piece of floating hair in the back" Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown Ghost Form (include adjectives): "Long silver flowing hair and glowing pink eyes...a spandex black suit with white collar and a speeding C with an A attached to it from the bottom emblem...[T]he top showed her midriff, and she had white gloves that goes past her elbows and has black brace-like part at the wrists...[H]er white heeled boots are the same on her legs...[S]he also wears a black skirt with a white belt, and has earrings that looked just like her emblem." Unusual Markings/Colorations: See above. Special Possessions (if any): A "smart mouth" and "red and white Nike shoes" Annoying Origin: Somewhere in Hell Amity Park, I guess Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Vlad's daughter(!) and Danny's future wife (!!). Which makes Vlad Danny's future father-in-law. Think about that for a second. Or don't. Annoying Special Abilities: "1) Pink ectoplasm blasts 2) Pink ghost shields 3) Fire power 4) Red ghost sense 5) The Fury Ectoplasm blast 6) Super speed" Other Annoying Traits: "Carrie’s favorite band The Red Rose and other metal rock music is her favorite type of music; one of the many reasons why she and Sam are like sisters." ( I'm in heaven, I get carried away ) 14 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe: Rachel? No thanks, I'll have the Reuben [Fri Sep 26 2008|12:20AM] mood  |  cold music  |  Change the World (English Vers.) ~ Max Alto Wow, another timely update! Am I going too fast for everybody, now? Heh. Story Title: My Other Halfa Culprit Author's Name: DPfreak811 Full Names (plus titles if any): Rachel Carson a.k.a. 'The Angel of Penance' or just 'Angel' Full Species: Halfa!Sue Hair Color (include adjectives): "long straight blonde hair" Eye Color (include adjectives): "aqua blue eyes" Ghost Form (include adjectives): "IN place of her shirt was a black and white half shirt with a lime green “A” on it. In place of her black pants was a long, ripped looking skirt that was also black and white and flowing right beneath her knees. She had white boots where her black sneakers used to be. Her eyes were bright green, and her hair was white with black underneath." Unusual Markings/Colorations: See above. Special Possessions (if any): Delusions of grandeur — and a ghost sense just like Danny's, of course. Annoying Origin: "Farin, New York" Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Danny's love interest and *GASP, SPOILER* future betrothed bride! Annoying Special Abilities: Can make Danny more-or-less instantly fall in love with her, and be hunky-dory with her being, as TVTropes calls it, his 'Opposite Sex Clone'. Other Annoying Traits: I Am Not Making This Up: "“I destroyed my town, and killed some people,” “It was an accident!” ( Accidents happen ) 6 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.