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Today's tripe:
Jeepers Creepers

[Wed Jul 8 2009|10:39PM]

mood  |  hot
music  |  Gett Off of My Back ~ Bryan Adams

Ye gads, where are all these Sues coming from, for srs? Actually, this one comes from devART. Yes, she made an entire club for herself. *refrains from further comments*

Story Title: Those Crimson Eyes
Culprit Author's Name: savedpgal101

Full Names (plus titles if any): Ashley Donohue/Phantom
Full Species: Earth!Sue/Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Dirty Blonde
Eye Color (include adjectives): Light Blue
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Snow-white hair with black streaks, green eyes, and a "jumpsuit exactally like Danny’s, but with a...‘P’ inside of and ‘A’ instead of the ‘D’." (See also Danny and Ashley Phantom.)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Blond/Black highlights
Special Possessions (if any): Mix-and-match pajamas — and eventually, a necklace from Clockwork with an Easy Button.

Annoying Origin: "The Atlantic shore line"
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a fan of Danny's and becomes Vlad's hostage/experiment/ward/mercenary
Annoying Special Abilities: "Masters" invisibility and intangibility "after a day or so"
Other Annoying Traits: Is fourteen years old, a vegetarian, and an atheist

Crimson Echoes )

2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
...and Half a Bubble Off Plumb

[Wed Jul 8 2009|2:23PM]

mood  |  calm
music  |  Calling Elvis ~ Dire Straits

Today's Sue comes courtesy of one friendly anon's sharp eyes. Thanks, anon!

Story Title: Half Girl, Half Ghost, All Heart
Culprit Author's Name: AncientGoddessOfDarkness

Full Names (plus titles if any): Elena ‘Elly’ Phillips/Cora
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blue-highlighted white
Eye Color (include adjectives): Light purple
Ghost Form (include adjectives): "[V]iolet eyes, white hair with light blue highlights, slightly tan, a light blue mini-skirt, a light blue shirt that bared my stomach and shoulders and was shaped like a raindrop, light blue glovettes, light blue high-heel boots, white leggings, and a white belt."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See above.)
Special Possessions (if any): A perfect 4.0 GPA and a "natural [motor]biking ability"

Annoying Origin: 'Halfa' Tab A and Human Slot B — wouldn't this technically make her a "Quarta"?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is another new Casper High student and the "new ghost kid" next door.
Annoying Special Abilities: Waterbending. No, srsly.
Other Annoying Traits: Has Tucker crushing on her — which is kind of refreshing.

Howdy and a half! )

3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Daily Horror-scope

[Tue Jul 7 2009|7:44PM]

It's kind of ironic that today's suethor is so fixated on the fic's prologue, as it doesn't really connect that much with the rest of the story yet, and only serves to super-Sue-ify her main character. Her heroine's got a foil who's a big Bonus!Sue, too. Enjoy!

Story Title: Gemini
Culprit Author's Name: Moonlitdaze

Full Names (plus titles if any): Amanda "Mandy"/Orisa
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black/"Illumminite" silver
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark Green/"Midnight" blue
Ghost Form (include adjectives): "[H]air pulled into a spiraling ponytail that ran to the elbow of her knee...dressed in a long flowing gown that ran all the way down and covered her feet it’s sleeves were no thicker than three fingers and rested just below the shoulders. Her hands were gloved and her left wrist bore a dimond braclet. However the most notable thing was a rusted amuelet with a long gold chain holding a triangular shape with a eye in the center."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None — she's "in simply put words a beauty."
Special Possessions (if any): A "love of the stars"

Annoying Origin: Uh...07h 00m 00s, +20° 00′ 00″?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a new Casper High student, and possibly Danny's latest infatuation
Annoying Special Abilities: Can duplicate and hold her own against Plasmius on her first try
Other Annoying Traits: In her human form, she's "clumsy, awkward, and middle-classed."

Orisa — Or-isn't-a? )

2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Fanning the Fumes

[Mon Jul 6 2009|7:12PM]

mood  |  sick
music  |  Heartbreak Town ~ Bruce Hornsby

How's that for a lame pun? Anyway, all I have to say about today's suefic is: holy walls of text, Batman!

Story Title: Dakota Arrives
Culprit Author's Name: DaniPhantom1222

Full Names (plus titles if any): Dakota (Phantom)
Full Species: Half and Half!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, but probably blue
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Danielle's suit but with Danny's pattern
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None, I think
Special Possessions (if any): A Nintendo DS and God Mode Sue-ness

Annoying Origin: A stereotypical cardboard box on the street
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Danny and Danielle "FUSED TOGETHER!" (I wish I was kidding.)
Annoying Special Abilities: Can transform just like Danny and Danielle, and get herself instantly adopted by the Fentons
Other Annoying Traits: Is a chocoholic

Three bricks shy of a load... )

2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
The Start of a New Headache

[Sat Jul 4 2009|2:22PM]

mood  |  amused
music  |  Kamen ~ Tackey & Tsubasa

Y'know, I honestly think this fic could have worked so much better as a crossover, given the stuthor's apparent area of expertise...

Story Title: The Start of a New Legend
Culprit Author's Name: Ben1021

Full Names (plus titles if any): Ace Telleste
Full Species: Halfa!Stu
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned
Special Possessions (if any): Um, a skateboard with a fancy name.

Annoying Origin: I...I have no idea. (See below.)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: I have no idea, actually — he's supposed to be Danny Phantom's son, but his last name isn't 'Fenton'. Did his parents divorce? Did his mother have an affair with some guy named Telleste? *HEADDESK*
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to simulate menopause raise his internal temperature to 2200°F.
Other Annoying Traits: Shouting the words "I am not a halfa!"

Uh, wrong fandom? )

2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
New Sporks and New Musings

[Thu Jun 11 2009|7:42PM]

mood  |  content
music  |  Rock Steady ~ No Doubt

Formatting aside, the mechanics of this fic are actually pretty solid, thank goodness — however, again, this author seems to underestimate his readers.

Story Title: New Friends and new Allies
Culprit Author's Name: Kopaka78

Full Names (plus titles if any): Leonardo "Cyber Phantom" Mendoza, Anna Cahill, and Raphael Mason
Full Species: Halfa!Stu/Copycat!Stu
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black and "slicked back"; long black hair with dyed dark blue bangs; not mentioned
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark emerald; brown; hazel
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Black jumpsuit, neon blue eyes, and silver body armor with helmet; N/A; N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See previous.)
Special Possessions (if any): A chain with a dog tag and a silver ring on his right ring finger; black, skin-tight jeans with a tear on the right knee area, black converse shoes, and a plain, sleeveless, black top that barely showed her "naval"; a pair of Marine soldier pants, black army boots, and a brown t-shirt

Annoying Origin: MSPaint?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: New Casper High students and the trio's new dopplegangers best friends
Annoying Special Abilities: Instant social camouflage and friendship-forging
Other Annoying Traits: Are quite the know-it-alls

...and all the same old, same old. )

5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
AOL LOLZ

[Fri May 8 2009|7:27PM]

mood  |  bored
music  |  Hyperlink (Deep Down) ~ Eiffel 65

...*HEADDESK* This is pretty much just canon!sewagesue/stu-age, but it's so bad, I couldn't resist putting it up. I'm not even going to start on the metric ton of Author's Notes.

Story Title: Chats of Our Lives
Culprit Author's Name: SamManson14

Full Names (plus titles if any): Danny Fenton, Samantha Manson, Tucker Foley, and the rest
Full Species: Canon!Sues/Stus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black/white, black, black, etc.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue/green, amethyst, jade, etc.
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Yes, no, no, and no
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Yes and no
Special Possessions (if any): Three different chat handles each

Annoying Origin: Some suethor's brain
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Unfortunately, used to be them
Annoying Special Abilities: Inability to use the block feature?
Other Annoying Traits: OOC-ness to the maxx0rz!

im a g0st, PH33R ME!!1 )

1 vote to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
When Sues Attack

[Fri Apr 24 2009|9:33PM]

mood  |  calm
music  |  Hell Wit Ya ~Pink

Not much to say, this one is short — and painful. Literally.

Story Title: Bashing
Culprit Author's Name: mep13

Full Names (plus titles if any): Lizzie (Borden III?)
Full Species: Earth!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): "A Sam voodoo doll, some pins, some frilly pink Barbie clothes, a knife", and some serious Die For Our Ship mentality.

Annoying Origin: Somewhere in the U.S.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is suddenly and unequivocally Danny's girlfriend.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes quick and efficient use of Hollywood Voodoo.
Other Annoying Traits: Is snottily psychotic.

More at 11... )

5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Who's Afraid of Mary Sue?

[Wed Apr 15 2009|8:29PM]

mood  |  content
music  |  The Phantom of the Opera ~ Lacrimosa

The first time I glanced at this fic, I thought it was a parody — though it didn't say 'Mary Sue' or 'parody' anywhere, like most parody!suefics do. It had to be one, though: no suethor is ever this blatant.

Well, no suethor before this one. The comments in italicized bold are all her unlabeled author's notes. My work is actually cut out for me, here — maybe a little too well...

Story Title: Who Are You, Ghost Boy?
Culprit Author's Name: Krys Malfoy

Full Names (plus titles if any): Krysten (Malfoy?)
Full Species: Human
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): A Danny Phantom ringtone

Annoying Origin: Forks, Washington (because, hey, why not?)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Edward's Danny's new stalkee love interest
Annoying Special Abilities: Can end up in Danny's clothes and his bed within three chapters
Other Annoying Traits: Oh, please don't make me choose...

Who the hell do you think I am!? )

2 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
A Covert Operation

[Sat Mar 7 2009|1:48PM]

mood  |  okay
music  |  I'm Comin' Home ~ Cheeseburger

Well, everybody has to start somewhere — I just wish this suethor hadn't started here.

Story Title: Fate holds for us
Culprit Author's Name: Dannyfangirl123

Full Names (plus titles if any): Olivia Covert
Full Species: Earth!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Longer black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Darker purple
Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned
Special Possessions (if any): An 'Easy' button

Annoying Origin: Austin, Texas
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is a Danny Phantom fangirl and consequently a new character on the show
Annoying Special Abilities: Wins a big contest on her first try and has the run of the house, apparently
Other Annoying Traits: Is vague as hell

Hold, please... )

3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Rantin' and Raven

[Wed Feb 4 2009|10:52AM]

mood  |  awake
music  |  Puttin' On the Ritz ~ Shiny Toy Guns

Mmm...s'mores. Haven't made these in awhile! *grabs bag* Crud, I'm outta 'shmallows. Oh well. *puts down roasting stick*

Story Title:The Four Elements
Culprit Author's Name: 4kitty101

Full Names (plus titles if any): "Ayre/Ayer of the Four Elements"; Sam Manson a.k.a. "The Black Raven"
Full Species: Halfa!Sue, Canon!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): "A rippling pool of liquid silver"; "midnight black"
Eye Color (include adjectives): Glowing silver, amethyst
Ghost Form (include adjectives): (See previous); "the same color, black raven, hair as me, but it went farther down by about a foot so it was down to about mid-thigh. My suit looked the same as Danny’s, except with mine, the part of Danny’s suit that is white, with mine, it’s a pretty purple. My eyes were pitch-black just like my hair."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See previous.)
Special Possessions (if any): The Mary Sue Amulet of F*CK-YOU; a sudden knowledge of reincarnation

Annoying Origin: Nature/The Ghost Zone; Amity Park
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is one of Sam's prophesied assassins; used to be one.
Annoying Special Abilities: Nigh invulnerability; foretold God Mode Sue-ness
Other Annoying Traits: Arrogance; pays a little too much hommage to the Exposition God

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you )

5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Bedknobs and Hockeysticks

[Sun Feb 1 2009|9:15PM]

mood  |  full
music  |  Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta ~ Geto Boys

EDIT: Reposted because I hit 'Delete' instead of 'Save'.

I was planning to spork the sequel to Call Me Crazy, The Ultimate Attack Of The DP Crazed PhanGirls — but it's really just more of the same with another handful of Earth!Sues in the mix. I decided to check out another fic that was alluded to in Crazy.

Story Title: The 3 Days in Hell
Culprit Author's Name: hawkflyer667

Full Names (plus titles if any): Danny 'Captain Obvious' Fenton
Full Species: Canon!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Snow white hair, glowing green eyes, etc.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: (See previous.)
Special Possessions (if any): The idea that Readers are Morons.

Annoying Origin: An Earth!Sue's mind
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one, sadly.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can heal himself just long enough to make a joke.
Other Annoying Traits: Is irrationally afraid of ghosts and ringtones.

L'enfer, c'est les autres )

7 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Crazy Like a Frog

[Fri Jan 30 2009|2:45PM]

mood  |  bitchy
music  |  TRY AGAIN!! ~ IKUO

To start, today's suethor says, "NOTE: The girl in this story is supposed to be me, but I don't feel like putting it in my point of view, K? It's no one's point of view. I think it's much easier that way." Uh...POV exists in the third person, too, sweetie. It might not be that of 'Not You! Laura', but it's somebody's. Or somebodies'.

...and remember, kiddies: you can't spell 'self-insert' without S-I-N.

Moving on —

Story Title: Call Me Crazy
Culprit Author's Name: XSuperXStarX

Full Names (plus titles if any): Laura
Full Species: Earth!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): (from profile) "Golden Blonde, Yellow. You dicide."
Eye Color (include adjectives): (from profile) "Green. I am SO happy about that!"
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Thankfully, N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): (from 'Disclaimer') "A Danny Phantom Tee Shirt w/ Danny, Sam, and Tucker on it, a tee shirt that says 'I'd rather be watching Danny Phantom' (which I'm wearing right now), a little green matchbox 57' corvette with Danny on it, a bunch of DP toys from Burger King, Danny Phantom Ultimate Enemy for GBA, and Danny Phantom Urban Jungle for DS," a cat named Moxie and a phone with interdimensional calling capabilities.

Annoying Origin: Pennsylvania!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is yet another of Danny's fangirls having a hyperglycemic episode.
Annoying Special Abilities: Able to lead every'toon by the nose and still be one of the gang.
Other Annoying Traits: Blabs to Danny about her personal business before she's even met him, and is on a crusade to prove to him he's a cartoon...for some reason.

You called me strong, you called me weak/But your secrets I will keep )

4 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Live Free or Twi Hard

[Wed Jan 7 2009|7:24AM]

mood  |  pissed off
music  |  Every Story is a Love Story ~ Sherie René Scott

Aside from "Please GTFO my DP," I really don't have much to say about this one — except "Laziest. Title. Ever."

Story Title: Twilight
Culprit Author's Name: The Burning Red Rose

Full Names (plus titles if any): Samantha Manson
Full Species: Canon!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Amethyst
Ghost Form (include adjectives): None
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None
Special Possessions (if any): An iPod — and the transplanted brain of Bella Swan

Annoying Origin: Apparently, somewhere not within driving distance of Amity Park
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one
Annoying Special Abilities: Dramatic narration
Other Annoying Traits: Can't seem to shake her old routine from her job at the Department of Redundancy Department

What so ashamedly we hailed... )

1 vote to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Mary Christmas and a Happy Sue Year

[Sun Dec 28 2008|2:17PM]

mood  |  cheerful
music  |  Carol of the Bells ~ Barrington Children's Choir

A little late for Christmas, but nevertheless, enjoy! ...or don't.

Question: has there ever been a story on FFN that featured the word 'halfa' and was still decent? Seriously, I'm asking, because it just seems like those are the five scarlet letters of horrible suefic or general badfic.

Also, speaking of reddish colors, today's suethor gives us this nice flag of a header:

Hey guys, I'm writing a DP fic with my very first ever DP OC, Misty. She isn't a Mary-sue, and I hope you enjoy!

To quote her, "Whatever."

Story Title: Diary of a Teenage Halfa
Culprit Author's Name: Black Blaze Phantom

Full Names (plus titles if any): Misty Forester
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark green
Ghost Form (include adjectives): Silvery white hair and "piercing" ice blue eyes, as well as clothes that "seemed to invert in color"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: See previous.
Special Possessions (if any): A diary — and ghost powers.

Annoying Origin: New York City (!)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She was Danny's girlfriend in middle school
Annoying Special Abilities: More-or-less instantly befriends everyone and has all the boys (including Danny, natch) fawning over her
Other Annoying Traits: Her hypocrisy, and the way that she tries to sound mature but fails epically

Bridget Jones You Ain't )

3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
My Life As a Teenage Ghost Girl

[Sun Dec 14 2008|8:27PM]

mood  |  tired
music  |  Put It Together (Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo) ~ Brooke Allison

Okay, I figure it's time for an update.

Story Title: Jenny Phantom
Culprit Author's Name: Jyuoa

Full Names (plus titles if any): “Just call me Jenny. I don’t have a last name.”
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green
Ghost Human Form (include adjectives): "She had long brown hair and wore an orange T-shirt and a pink skirt. She wore a pair of matching sandals on her feet. Her eyes were light blue."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "[T]he J-mark that had burned into her outfit."
Special Possessions (if any): "The wish-giving ability."

Annoying Origin: The 'GZ', "Fun-believable afterlife for ghost children!"
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Randomly meets Danielle in the Ghost Zone; then sits next to Danny in class, has a "deep" talk with Sam and becomes "a member of the group now, too."
Annoying Special Abilities: Can magickally undo everything that happened in Shades of Gray, thus making an instant friend of Valerie.
Other Annoying Traits: Indirectly the cause of Johnny and Kitty's deaths, apparently.

But Mom says I gotta prevent hostile ghostboys from annihilating us all )

3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Short and Sour

[Sat Nov 22 2008|1:04PM]

mood  |  lazy
music  |  Mezase Pokemon Master (Season 4 Ver.) ~ Whiteberry

A n00b who is also a newb. "R&R! Tell me some ideas!"? *FACEPALM* It's your story, but you're so dry on creativity you have to beg not only for reviews but for your reviewers to give you ideas for it? *HEADDESK*

Anyway...

Story Title: Exposed Phantom
Culprit Author's Name: kittyore9

Full Names (plus titles if any): Hannah Montana Masters
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned...yet.
Ghost/Vampire Form (include adjectives): Amazingly, not described.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned. (Yet.)
Special Possessions (if any): And I quote "posters of every band known to man and a giant bed with pink covers."

Annoying Origin: Gumdrops & Lollipops Mary-Sue Orphanage
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Vlad's adopted daughter
Annoying Special Abilities: Can spook Danny one second then have him blindly trust her the next.
Other Annoying Traits: Likes to spout exposition.

I've got an idea: why don't you quit while you're ahead? )

5 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
More Like Breaking Brains

[Mon Nov 17 2008|5:05AM]

mood  |  awake
music  |  Bohemian Polka ~ Weird Al Yankovic

Twilight: a cliché-filled trashy romance novel written by Stephanie Oscar Meyer Wiener. Love it or hate it — just don't write a crossover suefic about it.

There's a broken link to a bonus suefic at the beginning of Chapter 5, too. Super-sparkle-awesome!

Story Title: Breaking Memories
Culprit Author's Name: blossom2day

Full Names (plus titles if any): Miss Moonica — yes, M-O-O-N-I-C-A, definitely Stu!Danny, also Sally and possibly Debby. There might be more but my brain's broken already.
Full Species: In order: Earth!Sue, Canon!Stu, Vampire!Sue and Minor Character!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): "long blonde wavy hair" (Sally)
Eye Color (include adjectives): "pale purple" (Sally)
Ghost Vampire Form (include adjectives): See above and below.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale skin and fangs (Sally)
Special Possessions (if any): Sanguivoriephebophilia, apparently (Sally)

Annoying Origin: Lord only knows
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Stu!Danny once was one, Moonica's the camp...boss, I guess...Sally's the "perverted assistant" and Debby's "a friend of moms [Maddie's]"
Annoying Special Abilities: Telekinesis (Moonica)
Other Annoying Traits: Breathing (All)

Everyone would be in love with me )

3 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Taking the Angel Food Cake

[Tue Oct 21 2008|8:27PM]

mood  |  tired
music  |  Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) ~ Caramell

Hi, all! Figured it was time for an update. Also, please at least give this site a peek. You don't have to try it, but I'm doing it just for fun and to see how it goes.

Anyway, back to the spork. Since this fic is actually the "3rd part of the Danny and Carrie trilogy" most of the bio actually comes from her profile. (That doesn't make it any less *GROAN*-inducing, though.)

Story Title: The Missing Angel
Culprit Author's Name: Chrissy-San

Full Names (plus titles if any): Caroline Savannah Francess "aka Carrie Angel"
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): "Long brown hair with a piece of floating hair in the back"
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown
Ghost Form (include adjectives): "Long silver flowing hair and glowing pink eyes...a spandex black suit with white collar and a speeding C with an A attached to it from the bottom emblem...[T]he top showed her midriff, and she had white gloves that goes past her elbows and has black brace-like part at the wrists...[H]er white heeled boots are the same on her legs...[S]he also wears a black skirt with a white belt, and has earrings that looked just like her emblem."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: See above.
Special Possessions (if any): A "smart mouth" and "red and white Nike shoes"

Annoying Origin: Somewhere in Hell Amity Park, I guess
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Vlad's daughter(!) and Danny's future wife (!!). Which makes Vlad Danny's future father-in-law. Think about that for a second. Or don't.
Annoying Special Abilities: "1) Pink ectoplasm blasts
2) Pink ghost shields
3) Fire power
4) Red ghost sense
5) The Fury Ectoplasm blast
6) Super speed"
Other Annoying Traits: "Carrie’s favorite band The Red Rose and other metal rock music is her favorite type of music; one of the many reasons why she and Sam are like sisters."

I'm in heaven, I get carried away )

14 votes to mount this sue. | Skulker needs a wall mount.

Today's tripe:
Rachel? No thanks, I'll have the Reuben

[Fri Sep 26 2008|12:20AM]

mood  |  cold
music  |  Change the World (English Vers.) ~ Max Alto

Wow, another timely update! Am I going too fast for everybody, now? Heh.

Story Title: My Other Halfa
Culprit Author's Name: DPfreak811

Full Names (plus titles if any): Rachel Carson a.k.a. 'The Angel of Penance' or just 'Angel'
Full Species: Halfa!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): "long straight blonde hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "aqua blue eyes"
Ghost Form (include adjectives): "IN place of her shirt was a black and white half shirt with a lime green “A” on it. In place of her black pants was a long, ripped looking skirt that was also black and white and flowing right beneath her knees. She had white boots where her black sneakers used to be. Her eyes were bright green, and her hair was white with black underneath."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: See above.
Special Possessions (if any): Delusions of grandeur — and a ghost sense just like Danny's, of course.

Annoying Origin: "Farin, New York"
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Danny's love interest and *GASP, SPOILER* future betrothed bride!
Annoying Special Abilities: Can make Danny more-or-less instantly fall in love with her, and be hunky-dory with her being, as TVTropes calls it, his 'Opposite Sex Clone'.
Other Annoying Traits: I Am Not Making This Up: "“I destroyed my town, and killed some people,” “It was an accident!”

Accidents happen )

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