I was actually asked if we were hacked with the two fics by HermyStar's cat. No, it was just an April Fools joke! We are not really dead; and it was not Jak who killed us. If you haven't played that game go do so. It's addicting to run over people in the second one!
Story Title: Who IS she?
Full Names (plus titles if any): Dakota Host
Full Species: Human? One can assume half ghost, though.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "bright green eyes looked like emeralds"
Ghost Form (include adjectives): N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Looks more perfect than Paulina.
Special Possessions (if any): A bad attitude.
Annoying Origin: This fool here.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Apparently knows Dash. Going to fight Danny (and hopefully lose).
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to trap Danny under her Sue-perfectness.
Other Annoying Traits: Being a jerk.
"Wow Danny, you look pooped" I already dislike this. Danny Fenton, also known as Danny Phantom Why do they always have to point it out? We haven't forgotten. hadn't gotten a wink of sleep last night between 'the Box Ghost' What, does he have a different name? and Skulker (but mostly Skulker) he had been up all night. He had finally chased Skulker down an alleyway only to find he had disappeared. ZOMW! Danny was extremely puzzled as to where he could have gone. After retelling his story to Sam he wanted to take a nap, maybe until dinner time. I always time my naps! Totally!
*BUMP!* Danny fell to floor on his butt with a resounding THUD! I thought the sound effect was BUMP! ? At least they didn't say Zark. And the girl he knocked into also ended up on her rear. "Maybe you should watch where you're going" What about yourself? Oh, you must be one of those people who expect other to get out their way. I really do dislike those people >< Also, you forgot something at the end there. You know, that thing at the end of a sentence? Said the girl with long blonde hair and bright green eyes. Danny's heart gave an extra little pound when he noticed how perfect she looked. Ah, men. Ah, Danny. Ah, Sue-writers also making him fall for their OC's the moment he sees them. Her blonde hair which fell to around the middle of her back had a soft curl to it and her bright green eyes looked like emeralds. To top it off, her body was shaped even more perfectly than Paulina's! Uh-huh. Sure. Fake.He hardly even noticed when Sam started defending him. They also make him a jerk.
"Maybe you should watch where you're going!" She cried in disgust. Thank you! "And who are you to be threatening Danny? Exactly! You're so tiny I bet you wouldn't last a minute in a fight with him!" Che, more like a second. Even without powers. She raised a perfectly shaped
eye unibrow, and responded.
"I'll take your bet, loser has to ask Dash out" Sam's mouth dropped open and she looked like she was going to back out, blondie made a tsk'ing noise and shook her head. All the cool people say Che now! Oh, wait... "I should have known, you have no faith in your friends" with that she turned her back on the trio and started to saunter away. Yah, you just go and 'saunter'. Just makes for an easier target!
"You're not just going to let her go are you?" Tucker asked, Sam shook her head and marched up to the girl and put a hand on her shoulder. She turned around with a triumphant look in her eyes, and held out her hand. Triumphant in the fact that she will get her perfectly shaped butt kicked?
"I, Dakota Host accept your bet"
"I, Sam Mason accept your terms, come to the Nasty Burger at five and be prepared to break a nail or two." She's probably die from something so horrible!
"Ok, just tell Danny not to cheat" He is RIGHT THERE! Arg, why do people talk about a person in third person when they are standing right next to them? Wheatley, that sentence was long and confusing. She gave Danny a knowing look and scampered off to do who knows what, leaving the three best friends utterly confused. It's not just you three. We're all confused here.
Y'all are lucky HermyStar's phone dies, or else this never would have been posted XD
Sorry this is short, I would spork more if other chapters were up!